FRIENDS:
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Who would I complain to for hours?
Who'd bring me all the flowers
When I have the flu?
Who'd finish yesterday's stew?
Who'd take the kids to the zoo?
Who is so dear, and who is so deep,
And who would keep her/him occupied when I want to sleep?
How would we ever get through?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Should there be a marital squabble,
Available Bob'll
Be there with the glue
Who could we open up to
Secrets we keep from guess who?
Who is so safe, and who is so sound?
You never need an analyst with Bobby around!
How could we ever get through?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
How would we ever get through?
Who sends anniversary wishes?
Who helps with the dishes
And never says boo?
Who changes subjects on cue?
Who cheers us up when we're blue?
Who is a flirt, but never a threat,
Reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget?
What would we do without you?
ROBERT:
Just what you usually do
FRIENDS:
Right!
You who sit with us
You who share with us
You who fit with us
You who bear with us
You-hoo, you-hoo,
You-hoo, you-hoo
ROBERT: Okay now! Everybody!
ALL:
Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
Side by side!
Ports in a storm
Comfy and cozy
Side by side!
Everything shines
How sweet
Side by side!
Parallel lines
Who meet
Side by side!
Year after year
Older and older
Side by side!
Sharing a tear
And lending a shoulder
Side by side!
Two is impossible, two is gloomy
Give another number to me
Side, by side, by side, by side,
By side, by side, by side, by side,
By side, by side, by side, by side, by side
By side!