PHYLLIS:
How about a country house?
BEN:
Fine
PHYLLIS:
You want to get a country house?
BEN:
If you like
PHYLLIS:
What would you like?
BEN:
No, a country house would be fine
PHYLLIS:
Would you like one?
BEN:
Sure, if that would make you happy
PHYLLIS:
Swell
BEN:
Whatever makes you happy
PHYLLIS:
Yes, well
BEN:
Why not?
We'll get a country house
What kind?
PHYLLIS:
Kind?
BEN:
Whatever kind you have in mind
PHYLLIS:
You choose
BEN:
Look, it's your idea, a country house
PHYLLIS:
Oh, forget it
BEN:
And a good one
PHYLLIS:
Oh
BEN:
If that would make you happy
PHYLLIS:
Happy
BEN:
Comparatively happy
BEN/PHYLLIS:
All right, where?
BEN:
I don't care
PHYLLIS:
That's not fair
BEN/PHYLLIS:
Well, then/Somewhere by the sea/ Somewhere in the woods
BEN:
By the sea, then
PHYLLIS:
Don't agree, just to agree
BEN:
Look, it's all the same to me
PHYLLIS:
Yes, I know
BEN:
Meaning?
PHYLLIS:
Oh, let it go
BEN/PHYLLIS:
Look, as long as we're together
BEN:
How about a trip abroad?
PHYLLIS:
Let's
BEN:
We haven't had a trip abroad for years
PHYLLIS:
Not for ages
BEN:
Take a ship abroad, get away
PHYLLIS:
Just the two of us
BEN:
A chance to be together
PHYLLIS:
That's the point
BEN/PHYLLIS:
As long as it's together
PHYLLIS:
It's what we need, a trip abroad
BEN:
Where to?
PHYLLIS:
To?
BEN:
To London, Paris?
PHYLLIS:
Somewhere new
BEN:
Up to you
PHYLLIS:
Round the world!
BEN:
No, really
PHYLLIS:
'Round the world won't do?
BEN:
Where?
PHYLLIS:
Let's not get into that one again
BEN:
If that would make you happy
No, really, fine
BEN/PHYLLIS:
If that would make you happy/"If that would make me happy"
PHYLLIS:
It just might
BEN/PHYLLIS:
All right, when?
PHYLLIS:
Name the day
BEN:
Just not May
PHYLLIS:
Why?
BEN:
The meeting in Atlanta
June, July?
PHYLLIS:
No, that's my benefit for ANTA
BEN:
So?
PHYLLIS:
So?
BEN:
It's enough to lend your name
PHYLLIS:
And you couldn't do the same?
BEN:
It's my board
PHYLLIS:
Oh, dear Lord
BEN:
And they can't be ignored
PHYLLIS:
No, and you can't afford
To be bored with your board
Can you?
BEN:
Well, so much for travel
PHYLLIS:
How about a friendly shrink?
BEN:
What?
PHYLLIS:
You want to see a friendly shrink?
BEN:
Why me?
PHYLLIS:
Us
BEN:
I think
I'd rather have another drink
PHYLLIS:
Okay, your turn
BEN:
But if that would make you happy
PHYLLIS:
What?
BEN:
Joke
If a shrink could make you happy
PHYLLIS:
Nice joke
PHYLLIS:
How about a St. Bernard?
BEN:
What?
PHYLLIS:
We could adopt a St. Bernard
BEN:
In New York?
Are you serious? A St. Bernard?
PHYLLIS:
Or a child
BEN:
Ah, the child
BEN/PHYLLIS:
I can remember a time when/It's not too late
BEN/PHYLLIS:
All right, why?
PHYLLIS:
Why not?
BEN:
Why now?
PHYLLIS:
We need something we can share
BEN:
We need air
PHYLLIS:
We need something
BEN:
We need something if it's real
PHYLLIS:
Maybe saying what we feel?
BEN:
It's a deal
PHYLLIS:
For a change
BEN:
You go first
PHYLLIS:
After you
BEN:
I've got nothing to conceal
So there's nothing to reveal
PHYLLIS:
Good, we're all set there then
BEN:
I could take a few days off
PHYLLIS:
Maybe we could get a suite
At the Waldorf
BEN:
Mmm
PHYLLIS:
Just the two of us
Second honeymoon
BEN:
Should be better than the first
PHYLLIS:
There are times when you can be a louse
BEN:
The hell, let's get a house